things that make me swoon -
luke wilson
taco bell
i hate kittens
giving my mother a kitten
bbq's with deb
french toast mornings with elena
short shorts
my car not killing me
slut bunny
david bowie
ice cream
easter in cleveland
going to the bside next sunday <3

$150 for 4 hours of work.
plus hot guy phone numbers (3 to be exact, i know, i won't call)
plus plus getting wasted for free.
aaannnd your mother.
not bad. i think i'm going to like being a shot girl...

ps - drunk kittens. they are as funny as you think they would be.

why won't they die?

kittens are the devil ( Read more... )

i got a firebird. it has t-tops. it is sexy.
elena and i live in a whore house. litterally, we sell ourselves in our new apt. its hot.
last night i went to bg and got super drunk with deb. martini's are fun.
TONIGHT I GO TO CLEVELAND! YAAAAAAAAY. (that yay is for alecia and brosef. i miss. i miss.)

today my we gather, lovers and salty haters a like, to mourn the recent death of the purple beast. normally when i refer to the word "mourn" i would mean cry and think of the good times. We will do this instead ( Read more... )

and now...a song -
i like fridays.
fridays.
fridays.
i should go to work tomarrow, but i prolly won't cuz its a friday.
friday.
friday.

fyi - that little peice of gold is gonna be britney's next hit jam. or something.
seriously though. friday. yes.
i should work tomarrow, but i feel a drunken debauchery heading my way within the next 3 hours.
this ( Read more... )

sometimes i dump people.

its just more fun being promiscous as fuck.

there have been many attemps by others to kill me with alcohol.
new years, "5 kegs because 5 of us rock!" party, the double case race, and the shot contest have all come dangerously close to succeeding.

purple jesus party on friday. 3 gallons of everclear. we all gotta die some day.

new years was pretty hardcore ( Read more... )

basically elena is gay and we have a lot of sex. a lot. infact i'm going over her house now for some more.

got the boy christmas presents.

skillet tried to eat my mom's bird.

alecia and i cuddled all night.

being home is fun.