I figured I'd keep my toes nice and clean by standing ON my litter box so there I was standing there balancing myself with all 4 of my feets on the edge (just liek a gymnastics guy on a balance beam)

OMG I FELL IN!!!! I fell in teh POOP PAN!!!!!!

I was trying to keep a low profile and clean myself up but then MY GRAMMA(the mom of catwoman66 ) sits right ( Read more... )

I don liek jello

mafia_waitress says I talk too much. What a bitch!

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1. Yogi

one who shits a long log or a fat dump

another term of taking a boo boo

a shit that goes above water level

I gotta take a Yogi yo!!!

loggin out fat shit boo boo dump overload dookie

He belongs to a lady my mom knows. Maybe being brushed isn't the worst thing after all.

http://theda.livejournal.com/1127338.html

My friend Dom has been coming to my hawse to visit me an awful lot lately. His wardrobe is pretty lame. It's just all black and plain so I help him out by rolling around in his lap and decorating him with my pretty hairs. Speaking of hairs Dom did shave all his off and I liek it alot. I liek to rub my face all over his head . Dom is allergic to ( Read more... )

My gramma thought it would be a good idea to brush me. I was so angry that when my mom tried to pick me up I spat right in her face!!! That'll teach 'em to mess with a dangerous predator : (

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

4. Do this in your own LJ, if you wish.

I guess I am getting a subdermal implant. I hope I don't get it in my weiner like ashanden has. Mines is called a microchip so I can go places with my mom and in case I get lost she will find me cuz I'm super speshall and she would be sad if I was lost.

I don't understand why Dr. Lippart has to do it and not John Kidd....I wish I knew why...