When I had been married for 40 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma screen TV
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