Dudes and hoes, you guys aren't going to even begin to imagine the story that is lingering at the tip of my tongue. It is so incredibly kick ass that I can't even share it with YEEEEEWWWWWW! I'm gonna go for a Will Schroeder quote on this one and just say "I kick ass!" The thing that really makes this suck is that you can't tell people this kind ( Read more... )

So I decided to go with Sushi Chef, which is neat because I will still get to wait tables a little. Harvey hooked me up with the job info, gave me props and all that good stuff. He's going to be the Honcho Chef. You probably would not believe the starting salary. I think it's going to be a lot of fun(right Thinh?) It will be delicious and you ( Read more... )

In the world of me:Slavery is over in 29 days so I can finally get my life re-situated. I'll be moving out around that time and am still not quite sure who I will be living with. I have talked with a few people about it and at this point, it's not a done deal. I'm either starting at Buffalo Wild Wings or a Sushi Bar tomorrow. Wild Wings would ( Read more... )

First, Go Dream Theater. The new CD is out and it's pretty dam good even though it's about ants and some other shit.

Segundo, Go USA. Hey, it can happen.

Trey, Go Mexico. Make it to the semi's so we can kick your shit in.

Four, Sorry Mexico. Didn't mean to be vulgar.

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I'M NOT SORRY!

Okay, so there's this kid. I think his name is like Rick or something. He lives with his father in a small house in the backwoods somewhere in the woodlands and has never come face to face with another person. His father will never take his boy into town with him. He tells his son that the kids in town are far too dangerous for him to play with ( Read more... )

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I just realized that there's probably nothing that can amount to drinking some beer and hitting the water slides. I was at Universal Studios a week ago and had a couple of big beers. Needless to say, time of my life! I accidently pissed in the womens restroom and in doing so, nearly made my mom piss all over herself, and pissed off this guy ( Read more... )

In fifty three days they will set me free.

it has been forever. i miss lj. i wanna dance. outback is fun. guitar is much much more fun. jail is no fun. dancing is fun.

for drew by oscar

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