Postin at work

[live_caron]

Started my first day at my temporary job here at Birk's dad's accounting office in downtown Frederick.  I know it is only temporary, and I'm putting in job applications at new places everyday, but I can't stress enough just how excited I am to not be at Ritz anymore.

That place has ruined retail for me forever.  In fact, I don't think I'll be able

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[caffeine_monkey]

I remember that sleazy myspace page you made for one of your ritz managers, and that was funny, so at least your retail job gave the common good something positive. And congrats on shucking retail hell! I can't say enough good things about getting to sit, instead of stand for 8 hours.

Now good luck on escaping office job mediocrity.

[live_caron]

Oh I don't think I'll be in office mediocrity for anymore than a couple weeks max--I applied for a sweet job as a prostitute, elsewhere.

[guremegami]

Oooo sweet, I loved working for his dad, it was pretty laid back and he paid me really well too. I learned a bunch of office skills there that I use today at my work, which is good

[live_caron]

He is only paying me 8.25 =\

[captain_hat]

Quite possibly the most accurate critique of retail work I've ever seen. Food service is only slightly better, I've found.

[live_caron]

At least in food service you can dip your nuts in the customer's soup if she is being a cunt. Ever try to dip your nuts in a digital camera? It doesn't work, let me tell you.

[captain_hat]

I imagine dipping your nuts in a digital camera would result in possible jail time.

You'd enjoy being a Park Ranger. The aura of authority is totally sweet.

[live_caron]

Thankfully I get my "aura of authority" kicks whenever I take a crap.