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Postin at work
Started my first day at my temporary job here at Birk's dad's accounting office in downtown Frederick. I know it is only temporary, and I'm putting in job applications at new places everyday, but I can't stress enough just how excited I am to not be at Ritz anymore.
That place has ruined retail for me forever. In fact, I don't think I'll be able ( Read more... ) -
Treacherous Descent
This story is not one of my more proud moments:
When I get drunk, I am ruthlessly inconsiderate. Everyone is, really. I make a point of mentioning that I am, not only because this is my journal entry about me, but also because the statement is firmly rooted in truth beyond a mere generalization. Not that I'm proud of this fact, but I'm something ( Read more... ) -
Lesson #1
The lesson I learned today: be intriguing. It would seem so simple: be interesting rather than uninteresting, but people tend to make stupidly bad decisions. For instance, that kid in elementary school that is staring at those three-hollows in the wall called an electrical socket. He knows that you plug things into those hollows, and that thing ( Read more... ) -
Uh-oh, targeted!
I've got an irate young gentleman that wants to pound me into Caronbot-sauce!
I don't understand why, either. Typically when people want to pummel me I have a good idea why that is. For example, I'm inappropriately forward and abrasive in a lot of social situations. If someone makes an unfunny joke I hit him with a folding chair first and ask ( Read more... ) -
Woah
Let me tell you guys, this has been the shittiest day of my life. -
My Night
My car is a piece of shit ( Read more... ) -
man what the hell
Ew you know what would be more gross than an old person eating a barrel of mashed potatoes? An old person eating a barrel of other old people (with gravy).
I'm vindictive against the elderly today because on my way to school and my way home, there were these stupid old people driving in the left lane on a two lane high-way, only they were going ( Read more... ) -
oh hai
This post is a great post. If you are a woman or gay man, this entry will make you want to bone me. If critics read this entry, they wouldn't give it a positive review because they'd be blind; their eyes wouldn't be able to handle that much awesome coming at them at once. Angels sang when I began writing this entry, doves were released and ( Read more... ) -
My speed run
Just want to let all you homps know that I beat Resident Evil 4 in 3hrs and 49mins. That's like, hella fast. I'm not one to toot my own horn, SING MY OWN PRAISES but in the land of dudes with too much free time who love Resident Evil 4 I fuckin rock
