It must've been 12-13 hours. I know I didn't shower before I fell asleep, which I'm aware is pretty disgusting. It happens. Not a whole lot compares to disappearing into the sheets for half a day while the weather jerks back and forth like a game of tug-of-war at camp, only this time I didn't see any little girls fall in the mud.

Some days, it seriously is an absolute relief to make it back to my apartment. I got an early-out option at work at 1:10, which means its slow and I can leave early without being penalized, other than having less hours on the paycheck. I had to make my weekly stop at the Bank Of America. As I was standing in line, a very incredibly attractive ( Read more... )

I was walking all over my apartment.. sticking my head against every wall, opening one window after another. I just could not figure out what the hell that beeping noise was. I didn't have any haters, so I knew it couldn't be a bomb ( Read more... )

Why do these sort of things only happen in California?

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Walking through a diner in only my drawers, I remember being hungry. I was so hungry that I didn't bother to put on proper attire. It reminded me of the one on Seinfeld. Next thing I know, I'm at my mom's old house, and she's telling it got hit by lightning, which was her explanation for all the random little holes across the roof that were letting ( Read more... )

A few weeks ago, my brother shot me an email telling me how he was going to an Atlanta Hawks NBA game in April. Big fucking deal, right? Well, they had a concert scheduled for after the game, and it was by none other than MC Hammer ( Read more... )

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i felt fairly recharged at 7 this morning. i had a few things to do, but being without eggs since wednesday and lacking any sort of shopping desire at such an hour, i went to burger king. i went in and someone at the counter caught my eye. ive seen him walking around my neighborhood before, and he's always wearing this helmet, as if its surgically ( Read more... )

the rain fell again. part of me feels like i shouldve been shoving animals into an ark. i wasn't really sure what to make of it as I left the temp agency office for one of the last times of picking up my paystub. the clouds were darker than my living room at 3am as the sound of a phychotic feline breaks the silence and i wake up cursing my white ( Read more... )

today was/still is a rainy day, but not the rainiest. as i mentioned earlier, the hiring of me full time went another step further today. i had what was by far my best interview ever and also went to take the urine test, which is always a good time ( Read more... )