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Stealing can't be very nice; it never is ( Read more... )

In the words of Dave Chappelle, I'm gonna pee on you:

Michael Young is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:My bad

To:R. Kelly


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List TEN songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your Livejournal along with your ten songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

All I need now is some breasts:

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I had a pretty nice birthday....

another 10k in the legs...another year in the books.

Falling asleep, my last sight was 9:03pm. Turning into my father, the inevitable I've spent years running from. Some things you just cant control, as much as you try. He's not so bad, he makes me laugh and vice versa. I'm just glad I'm not as bitter. Maybe someday ( Read more... )

I was running though a college campus. I'm not even sure which one it was, but it sort of looked like Vanderbilt. Buildings numbered 1 through 10 were in my way, and I had to go through each one without being caught by some federal agents, yet another mystery to me. I got to building 6 and someone told me the cops were camped out inside, so I took ( Read more... )

It seriously will not stop raining lately. I got my first official school loan bill in the mail today... or, I think it was a bill. 7 pages of insanity that I'm gonna read tomorrow, not today. As you stumble down the yellow brick road like its the vegas strip and all its light of enticement, you're gonna have things you regret, that's for sure. A ( Read more... )

So May is almost here. That exact thought made me clean my apartment last weekend like I never have. I don't wanna call myself a fucking scumbag, but I'll be the first to admit that half the time, I really dont give a shit. I found cat hair about a foot from my bathroom ceiling. That shit has a life of its own it seems. Such vulgarity ( Read more... )