"My eyes hurt," she said. "They always hurt ( Read more... )

Sex in college ( Read more... )

I swear, if my sister brings *one* more Beanie Baby into this house, I'm gonna hug it and squeeze it and love it ( Read more... )

I'm such a myspace addict. Please forgive me, lj.

I'ts 1:38, and Paige just won a brand new bike at Midnight Mass.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegetius said:
If you want peace, prepare for war.
Paul the Apostle said:
If you want peace, work for justice.
Twenty bucks says:
Vegetius kicks Paul's ass in a paint-ball fight.

We all know about MLK, Marcus Garvey, and the other famous, more ( Read more... )

I GOT INTO FUCKING HARVARD.

I realize drinking isn't the answer to all of life's problems, but it sure does a great job at solving that "unattractive sex partner" one ( Read more... )

I'll bet the few first cavemen to discover fire all died when they tried to impress their cavewomen by wearing it as bling.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!