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[liveforthechase]

I'm getting letters addressed To the parents of Diana Davides. Mom, you'll have to excuse me for opening them, but it's really nothing important. A letter from a high school administration office demanding I attend an orientation to become familiar with the school. I'm not going, and these administrators can't force me

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[valoured]

I blame men.

[liveforthechase]

They are an easy target.

Let's go troll the all girl schools, Daphne. Some of them house all ages.

[valoured]

I do not know if I could stand the mentality in those places. I might kill some people.

[liveforthechase]

That wouldn't be so good for business.

[oflamentations]

HOLY SHIT you're seventeen?

Cronus TOTALLY shafted you, in like, a billion more ways than just one.

[liveforthechase]

Why is that so surprising? I need to relate to my fanbase.

[oflamentations]

Nah, nah, you're totally right, to be a HBIC you gotta go where the bitches are. Go play with the Amish, now THEY are seriously virginal!

[liveforthechase]

First of all my girls are not bitches. Secondly what does HBIC even stand for?

[letohhh]

Is there any way in which I can help, dearest?

[Filter: Artemis]

I do not suggest approaching your father for help as he currently looks prepubescent without his beard and may not be taken seriously, which would be upsetting for all concerned.

[liveforthechase]

Do you have the money to send me to an all girls school? Otherwise, I need you to come with me to the school so I can officially drop out.

[Filter: Leto]

I noticed, and then laughed. But we can keep that bit of information between us. Especially if Dad has money. Does he have money?

[letohhh]

I'm afraid that, while being a midwife is personally rewarding, it does not pay well enough to fund such an eduction.

[Filter: Artemis]

I shall speak to him. He has many children as we well know, but surely he will be amenable to supporting the best of them.

[liveforthechase]

We need to take more hunting trips. I'm tired of money!

[Filter: Leto]

Thanks, mom, there is no way he'd say no to you. Or me, but I'd still prefer that you ask.

[sixheadsoffury]

School isn't the end of the world.

...Most of the times.

[liveforthechase]

Sitting in a classroom learning stuff I already know? It's a waste of time.

What do you like about it, exactly?

[sixheadsoffury]

So you went to High School already?

Dance Club.

[liveforthechase]

I predate high school by a few thousand years. They can't teach me anything I don't know.

Yeah. Just happened.

[iheartmemost]

School uniforms are hot.

lolol ♥

[liveforthechase]

And best of all you aren't allowed.

<3

[iheartmemost]

I'm already out of school, but I bet I could still sneak a peak.

Of course, Echo's probably hotter. You're a little on the chubby heavy side.

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