You know what the best part of America is? (Aside from killing whoever we don't like, of course.) It's freedom. The freedom to do whatever we want with whoever we want whenever we want.

Being a model is a glorious thing.

[Have a video of Narcissus, only half-dressed, as a chick.]

I called the agency and told them I was Nicholas' sister and asked if I could possibly borrow some clothes. When I went in, some photographer grabbed me and simply insisted I do a shoot for him. Thus, my female body will be preserved indefinitely and I received all the quality pieces I ( Read more... )

Happy St. Patrick's Day! You're all so.. quiet and awkward. How sad it must be to be so consumed with your little problems. Not all of you, of course, but enough that it's nearly a Greek tragedy. See? I'm educated in my insinuations ( Read more... )

What a successful Valentine's Day this was! I'm proud of you guys, getting so much action. Really. Appreciate the beauty while it lasts. While we can comfortably agree that I've aged well, I don't think that's true for many of the rest of you. It's sad to see you clinging to the delusion that you're still pretty, in fact ( Read more... )

What's the big deal? Why is everyone freaking out? Even Echo seems unsettled.

Times Square Friday night. Who's with me?

Echo? Happy holidays. I forgive you for sleeping.

[Filter: Apollo]
Someone gave me some pills with smiley faces on them. Do you think they're safe to take?

[ooc; Sorry for Ang spam. I'm posting Phonos too, then I'll be done. :| I missed you too much.]

These stairs are horrid. Is there anyone presently near the lobby that I could stay with temporarily? After a 14-hour day at work, the last thing I need is to climb stairs.

Khaos, how cruel.

At least the slot machines are entertaining, even if I must walk one level to find them.

Echo, I've found the most wonderful thing online. Will you buy it while you're out? I'm resting today in preparation for my next shoot tomorrow. I've booked the cover of some local health magazine. It's a camera that shoots in 3D! I have never witnessed something so technologically advanced since.. well, my arrival in New York. That is irrelevant. ( Read more... )

Echo, be rid of my family. They clearly don't know what they speak of.

[A little while later.While you are disposing of them, perhaps you could take some medication for yourself and not bother returning until you are well again. Clearly you have unresolved issues you need to work on. Perhaps with.. that boy. Go forth! Return when you have come to ( Read more... )

[The voice feature switches on and there's a small grunt of discomfort; in the background are the sounds of an airport.Echo! The next time I am asked to be in a film after doing a photoshoot for boxer briefs? Encourage me to decline ( Read more... )