01, [VOICE] found: one narcissus

[iheartmemost]

[The voice feature switches on and there's a small grunt of discomfort; in the background are the sounds of an airport.Echo! The next time I am asked to be in a film after doing a photoshoot for boxer briefs? Encourage me to decline

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[unloved_nymph]

You came back!

[unloved_nymph]

No wait. Um. Wait.

Germany? You were in Germany? Doing porn?!

[iheartmemost]

Of course I came back. I was only filming.

Yes! I'm glad you understand.

[unloved_nymph]

You didn't, um, tell me you were leaving! That's really bad, love. I thought you were were I thought you didn't want me...

Lots of stuff has happened here.

[iheartmemost]

I was at a shoot and they said their lead had pulled out at the last minute.. I had to get on a plane right then and it's not like I could call you from the plane. That's dangerous! Would you really risk my life for a phone call?

Anything worthwhile?

[pornpoet]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

[iheartmemost]

..What?

[pornpoet]

I love porn!

[iheartmemost]

You'll have to watch it.

If you want to be in one, I still have that director's number. He might be willing to let you audition. I'd have to make sure you're hot enough first though, before I risk my reputation.

[sunshnesongster]

So, the end result of all of this is that you pretty much plan to get off on yourself?

[iheartmemost]

Better. The end result is a made a bunch of money to go get off on myself and for a lot of other people to get off on watching me too.

[sunshnesongster]

Ah~ The American Dream.

Well, someone's dream anyways.

[iheartmemost]

How's your job? What is it you do again?

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[athena_polias]

Ugggh. Why couldn't you have stayed gone?