Marathon beer drinking

[livetothrash]

So I drank beer from 11:00 p.m Satyrday night to 2:00 a.m. Sunday night, then tried to have sex and couldn't even get a boner. No sleep, no speedy drugs, just pure hardcore dedicated beer drinking. Why? Cause I can and beer rules. Why not? With dedicated party skills you too can earn up to +10,000 metal points in a single weekend. Fuck yeah, I'm a

Comments

[onecrimsonnight]

haha, A PLUS for not being able to get a boner.
maybe you shoula snorted some viagra?

ps. i love drinking to return of the warlord by manowar.
makes me want to kill people.

[sekhmet6]

I think you should lose 10,000 metal points for not being able to get a boner! Was your head throbbing? Cause obviously your cock wasn't..

party on

[farfromgood]

Uh... did you get in any fights? or break shit? or beat women? or drunk drive? or fuck a cunt?
-5000 metal points for not mentioning any of this
-1000 metal points for not mentioning what kind of beer you drank
+5000 if it was : pbr, old style, or OE800

[muppetfromspace]

hahaha you have beer induced E.D.- otherwise known as whiskey dick