DAVE!  NO!

[There is a brief silence.  Then, a few sniffles and the sound of something wet dripping on the pavement.]

Dave?

Where are you?

Where am I?

[A chocked sob and more sniffles follow.] 

moved into my new apartment.  it kind of sucks.  the water doesn't work.  ran out of smokes.  again.

yesterday, something strange happened.  i may have almost shot a kid and something about cat ears.  i wasn't really paying attention.

i'm wondering if anyone is hiring in this shithole....

oh, heine, can i borrow five bucks? 

Badou tends to drive with one hand out the window, middle finger raised high, and a cigarette in the other hand.  He doesn't pay attention to traffic laws and he doesn't have the best depth perception.  So,  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!  NOW ( Read more... )