GREATEST THING EVER!

[liz_marcs]

Guys, Guys!

You have to read this story over on ONTD_POLITICAL, which is easily the BEST! STORY! EVER!

The nuts and bolts of this story?

• Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve. I repeat: Canada. Has. A. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
• The strategic maple syrup reserve was robbed.
• The maple syrup was smuggled out of the strategic reserve by hiding

Comments

[beege22]

Are we totally sure this is real? Really real? (although when you unpack the logic a strategic maple syrup reserve does actually make sense, so).

This is the nuttiest true thing I've read about since I learnt the fate of the suit Spencer Tracy wore in Inherit the Wind.