I've been thinking bout having a party. Everyone would be invited of course. That is unless you're, what is it they call them? A prick. Yes, that's it. Oh, and in case you were unsure of who you are, Lady (and I use the word loosely, just like her!) Anne Boleyn and The Baron, that'd be you ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back! Sort of a relief really. I know it might be hard for you 'live' people to understand, but ghosts have lives too--in a manner of speaking. I see we have someone new! Welcome! Glad to have another female about! My name is Liza, if you need anything let me know!

( Private )

So sorry I haven't been around. When one hasn't seen one's husband for a few hundred years, it's easy to get swept away with talking and catching up.

( Nora. )

Naming 5 simple pleasures that I enjoy most eh, Nick? Let's see what can be done about that then ( Read more... )

So imagine finishing your three volume novel, coming out of hiding to find your most trusted of friends, only to find out they've been in a sword fight---their sticths blown to bits!

( Nick )

( Private )

DR. GREGOR HAUS!
You will do well to move your sad pathetic excuse for an arse to the Ravenclaw Dorms and over to Andromeda Black's room to help the girl give birth. Or you will face one VERY PISSED OFF, EMOTIONAL, AND PERPETUALLY PREGNANT ghost.

( *heavily scratched out*You lying hurtful gutless wonder* Matthew )

End of the year fast approches! Oh, it is so nice to roam the halls and have it silent, or close to it at least. Ah, the joy of peace.

( private )

GO HUFFLEPUFF!...

Nick you are not getting out of kissing Peeves, your bet you have to do it. PEEVES FIND AND KISS NICK! I won't let you out of this you know.

Sorry I haven't been writing, I've been spending time with my husband.

And been having mind numbing sex.

*script is wet with tears*

I....I want children! I always wanted children with my husband, but nooooo I had to be stoned to death! If you see me running about the halls with teary eyes, and sobbing hysterically, and you can blame it all on Benjy! He won't even do a tiny thing to make me happy! I JUST WANTED A CHILD OF MY OWN!! *continues in sob