(Untitled)

Jan 30, 2006 19:35

Yesterday at work someone bought Kombucha and Emergen-C, the fizzing vitamin drink. I told him, "Seriously, DO NOT drink those together." I meant to say something like, "just kidding" but I forgot. Now I want to start a rumor about Kombucha and Emergen-C that will frighten and intrigue people like the idea of Coca-Cola and Pop Rocks used to. I need ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 7

kateypants January 30 2006, 20:15:38 UTC
shut up!

Reply


xol0tl January 30 2006, 21:22:32 UTC
That's the most awesomest idea ever.

Reply

lizallium February 1 2006, 19:33:06 UTC
you're welcome.

Reply


aqueoushumor January 31 2006, 18:02:17 UTC
You could tell them that the kombucha metabolizes the minerals and the result is a toxin that will give them the shits sooooooo bad (and if they say we already have those minerals in our body, say that they are absorbed rather quickly, and that having that concentration of minerals in the stomach is unusual. The normally low concentration of the those minerals found in our stomach/small intestine will also be metabolized by the kombucha, but the amount of toxin produced is so small that we don't notice it. But take a vitamin or anything along with the kombucha, and you've got yourself a date with some porcelain and a good book.)

Reply

aqueoushumor January 31 2006, 18:03:18 UTC
Or better yet, you could say it metabolizes the gasses that are produced that make the fizz.

Reply


ex_regenera February 1 2006, 21:40:29 UTC
i think you could probably convince people kombucha alone is poison. i mean, i like it, but it's an acquired taste. i might have believed it was poison in a really tired or gullible moment.

Reply


slim_ivory_rose January 29 2010, 09:09:00 UTC
Dear Liz,

I see you are a moderator for nogmo,
I wonder if I can be very cheeky and see if you will
1) allow me to promote my community in yours
2) link my community on your profile page (and I will do the same for you)
3) Or consider joining yourself?

addmeveg

My html isn't working right now but here it is:
http://community.livejournal.com/addmeveg/profile

There is one other add me veg community which is very sleepy so I wanted to create one that is active, where fellow veg*ns can meet each other, it is an 'add me' style set up.
I would consider it a great favour if you did join, just having it on your profile page would spread the word.

Well, thanks for reading!

Sara

Reply


Leave a comment

Up