When you get very livid, what do you want to do ( Read more... )

People feel rejected in their current society, and romanticize others to the point that they feel they would fit better in it, and usually ignore the negative aspects of said society, or how they would not fit in there as much as they fit in here ( Read more... )

Because Shitty was pissed and Fatty wanted only to be loved, they decided to live in Comfyland, a land in which cars didn’t speed up to nail pedestrians in crosswalks flattening small children to pulps or people with only $2.95 to spend buy the 25-pound block of cheese when the price is clearly marked as more, oh can I have a smaller block of ( Read more... )

The Well-Aged Mime was always on and though he was very skilled at his craft, it was annoying because it forced you to always look at him. If you had him over for dinner, say, and you were chopping parsley or grinding spices or peeling an orange and you asked him a question, something simple like, Did you like that film “Narc”? You would have to ( Read more... )

is the green meatloaf of the human condition.

PHASE I ( Read more... )

That makes me a sad meh meh. :(

Betsy Ross. It's a long story on how it happened, and I'm going to tell it to you ( Read more... )

I love my comfy sweater
I love my comfy sweater

How cute are these boots?
How cute are these boots?

I love my comfy sweater
I love my comfy sweater

How cute are these boots?
How cute are these boots?

He was 80 years old when he began to do this, to say "I appreciate it" each time he said "Thank you". He said these words during interactions with clerks, bus drivers, cabbies, cashiers, bellhops, telephone operators. While for the first seven or so decades of his life it seemed enough to say "Thank you" or "Thanks" or "Thanks a lot", now he seems ( Read more... )