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Hammerman's within a Hammerman's within a Hammerman's
I've watched you forever, Tom Arnold. You've never really looked at anything but glazed donuts. So watch me. Watch my carpool dismantle. Watch me learn that after death there's nothing. There's no more good guy. There's no more bad guy. There's no more Hammermans. No love. Say goodbye to David Paymer for me. And say it to your Ramones tape too. ( Read more... ) -
Gutter
...He held the book so I could see. "Why is she facing left instead of right?" he asked. "Why the triangular arrangement of figures? Why a river in the background? Why is she wearing red?"
"Because a human being made this?" I said.
"Because a human being made this," he said, pleased.... -
Free Range Manibalism
Some people shit their pants when they die.
Not me.
I'm gonna shit my heart. -
Film Haikus
"The Last Temptation of Christ ( Read more... ) -
Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
I mean, sure, you can start a relationship based on four days of false information about mole-rats, but then where do you go? Am I right? -
As we all know, there are only two things that cause someone to break their neck
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Ego Stroke
"I know it's not for another year or so, and you seem to be set on UT. But, you know the elusive eight people only Albee sponsored CW graduate program here? You're dangerously close to being a shoe-in." Holy shit! Awesome. -
Surface Temperature
Of course, she saw the basket. However, she didn’t approach. For it was a hundred years passed the trajectory, through the outskirts, and above a sense of shame. Reality flipped a halt ( Read more... ) -
2009: Too Much Good Music
Through various bloglings, I always compile a comprehensive film and music list of the passing year. However, the seams are bursting in the form of melody. The list of film will be compiled later and with great care. The albums? Right now, and lumped into three categories. There's just too damn much, and I'm too damn busy and lazy. Edits will be ( Read more... ) -
Housefly: The Infinity Variation
There is a housefly named Matthias, and he will never die. Most flies live a few days, but Matthias has been granted immortality, and for quite a long time he felt good about this, the fact that he was immortal, but lately he's not quite as enthused. He has, he supposes, seen too many friends die, and his heart is heavy. He had long known of that ( Read more... )