dear michael, if you left me, my life would totally fall apart. i would have to start showering, doing my laundry, brushing my teeth, brushing my hair, dressing nicely, wearing make-up, exercising, sitting with my legs crossed, hiding my awkwardness, shaving, losing weight, and acting like a lady. furthermore, i would have to stop burping loudly,
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