Does any one have or have access to a large map of Russia and/or a flute that I can borrow for Saturday?

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to reveal the next three words: Sarah Palin Trixie.

Ending to be determined by election results.

Credit goes to theteabegreen , and my friends who subsequently talked me into it.

A conversation with my sister:

Me: So uh, what do you want for your birthday?

Bug: A zebra.

Me: Ok, and second on the list?

Bug: A lion, in case the zebra pisses me off.

Me: Right. Anything that isn't like, alive?

I um, uh.... is this ethical?

Anyone? I mean, I'm not trying to judge here, I'm genuinely curious.

SFW

Epic fail, mate

SFW, one incidence of the work "fuck." Which is technically now in this post, so I hope that's ok. Fuck your boss.

This is a long shot (well, maybe not knowing you guys), but does anyone have any sort of medieval/fantasy/LOTR jewelry or accessories I can borrow for my Halloween costume? I'm specifically looking for some sort of pretty headpiece. I'll of course take care of anything you lend me, and return it ASAP ( Read more... )

Blah. We took our stupid Spanish midterms almost two weeks ago, and still don't have grades. I get that they were essays, but there aren't that many of us.

I just want to know how badly I need to do extra credit.

Does anyone have one of those new-fangled iPod Nanos? Is it worth my $200? Do you really think that I care that it comes in 5,000 colors as long as I can still have one in black?

RNC Spends 150K Dressing Up Palin

Lipstick on a pig indeed.

I've posted this and the last Palin article because it feels like I'm taking crazy pills where this woman is concerned. I mean, she still has supporters! I don't get it!

Alaska Paid for Palin's Kid's Travel Expenses

I bet McCain used one of those $19.95 internet background checks when he was looking into a running mate.