The funny thing is that I was going to write that Keanu Reeves is the shit because my brother is watching the Devil's Advocate right now, but then I read my last entry and it said "Keanu Reeves is da man" so now I feel like maybe I'm a little too into Keanu Reeves. But he is an amazing actor, and by that I mean you guys should probably watch ( Read more... )

I'm sorry there's been no Lizzie Bone action in awhile, I've been bustin' my balls man! Lots o' homework...but that's not important. The other night I was brushing my hair and all of a sudden out of nowhere I see a perfectly red ring on my neck. It had about the circumfrence of a cigarette and had a pink interior. At first I was just like "Hey ( Read more... )

"My only criticism is there wasn't enough wookie for me." Alex's comments on Star Wars episode 3 ( Read more... )

I think I'm going a little bit crazy but it's really awesome. Nads. Plus I forgot to say that last week I was in a stalker show-down. Haven't seen him since but I will be the victor. For he is my sworn enemy, and is about to meet his demise. Also I'm pretty sure everyone on campus thinks I'm really violent because I've been pretty hostile ( Read more... )

Pretty Much the Same Thing ( Read more... )

Homework can blow it out it's ass ( Read more... )

Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! You think you can do this shit! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I' ( Read more... )

(Lt. Dan voice) NOOOOOOWWWW HEEERRRREEEE THIS ( Read more... )

Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks ( Read more... )

Michael Cane is THE best thing that has ever happened to me.

Plus I think I just got Tetanus because I was playing with a little ball of metal and for some reason I started squeezing it and one of the ends poked into me. So I guess that's the end of me. See you all in Hell Bitches!!!!!!