WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO

so, tonight i read this chapter of invisible man thats all about him being in some weird hospital getting an electrical lobotomy and he really has no idea whats going on. then i was supposed to write an essay about it but suddenly it was three hours later and i had all these memories of being in a weird factory where people were hooked up to these ( Read more... )

theres a brothel on my street. thats the word on the street, anyways. too bad im moving to newton to live with my moms 65yrold exmarine boyfriend.

what really bothers us (me) about the apocalypse is that it will be so chaotic

i want to see something truly cool on the internet. cmon, show me

i just want a boyfriend to take me to the mall and buy me almost expensive bracelets and go see mel gibsons apocalypto with me. HAHA NOT

also, last night i had a dream that a black pinocchio went to bb&N. then jake rosenszweig took chip malts gun and shot russ lieberman

this is what i miss:

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2 thanksgivings with 2 stepfamilies in 2 days and i am ready to take off for nepal and work in a home for children of prisoners and never see any americans for a couple months anyway

im stunted and my crush is 30 yrs old
i want to be a shepherdess