I AM HERE TO COLLECT MY PAYMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will wait patiently.

ALMOST ALL OF THE FRIENDS OF THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS COMMUNITY SEEM TO HAVE PERISHED INTO THE COLD FREEZING COLD SAD COLD COLD NIGHT. GOODBYE TO YOU MY FALLEN WARRIORS! I WILL THRUST MY PENIS TOWARDS A VICTORY FOR US ALL ( Read more... )

I AM WISHING THAT THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR COMMUNITY WOULD NOT GET SO UPPITY AT THE OCCASIONAL YEAR LONG DISAPPEARANCE THAT IT'S LEADER WOULD LIKE TO TAKE EVERY FUCKING ONCE IN A WHILE ( Read more... )

TODAY WAS EVENTFUL. I WAS OUT AND ABOUT WITH A PEN IN MY HAND (A POISON PEN OF COURSE) WHEN I CAME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD. I SENT MY PEN DOWN THE RIGHT PATH AND I WENT DOWN THE LEFT PATH ( Read more... )

HEY SORRY TEAM, IT WAS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS TRACKING ME. SO I FUCKING TOOK A CARPET AND SOME SANDPAPER AND RUBBED IT UP AGAINST HER. SHE WASN'T PLEASED AND WILL NOW START LEAVING ME THE FUCK ALONE ( Read more... )

HEY FUCKS ( Read more... )

WILL YOU LISTEN TO REASON?! WILL YOU LISTEN TO CHARM?! WILL YOU LISTEN WHEN THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS BRING YOU DESTRUCTION AND HARM?!?!?!?!?!WILL YOU LISTEN TO REASON?! WILL YOU LISTEN TO CHARM?! WILL YOU LISTEN WHEN THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS BRING YOU DESTRUCTION AND HARM?!?!?!?!?!WILL YOU LISTEN TO REASON?! WILL YOU LISTEN TO CHARM?! WILL YOU ( Read more... )

Hello Fellow Warriors. Today's hello is a sad hello. I come to you today as a soldier and fighter who finds himself in a tangle of a world. I've been on a very large Recon Mission recently, and, I would like to share it with all of you. And share with you the data this mission has provided us with. Team, I've been working closely with ryanosaur to help me ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK.

I WAS ON A VERY IMPORTANT UNDERCOVER MISSION, WHEN RYANOSAUR HAD TO BLOW MY COVER TO HELP HIM DEAL WITH A STUPID LITTLE GIRL. SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVER! BUT THEN THE BITCH CALLED ME MEAN NAMES. SO NOW I AM SAYING JIHAD TO HER. 9671_HIP_STREET. SHE WANTS A WAR, SHE'S GOT A WAR! AND THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR WILL STAND FOR LIVEJOURNAL JUSTICE AGAIN ON THIS FINE

i wish i could understand some people. why do people care so much about their livejournals? are people's hearts so black that they don't understand the basic facts of a joke? a trick. a pun? imagine if everyone on livejournal was accepting and as light and warm hearted as someone like claudrocks, or delocon, and they just played along. has everyone lost their sense ( Read more... )