Well, I won. Without the help of any of you warriors, I single handedly defeated neque. you can go HERE for the proof. He has blocked me, you, everyone, anonymous posting, and he screens all comments now. That was a good healthy war, with a formibable opponent. I find it funny though, how after I defeated him, he went back and responded to all my ( Read more... )

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SUN. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I GOT WORD OF NEQUE INSULTING ONE OF OUR FELLOW WARRIORS? ALTHOUGH THIS WARRIOR IS A LOSER AND NEVER WARS, AND PROBABLY IS QUEER, THIS DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. A BROTHER IS A BROTHER. AND ALTHOUGH I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT METAL, I THINK THAT NEQUE" HAS GONE TOO FAR. I DECLARE WAR ON HIM. FULL OUT WAR. WAR ( Read more... )

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THE CONQUEST OF LILSHORTIE HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED PEACEFULLY. SHE HAS HANDED OVER ALL OF THE THINGS WE REQUESTED AS YOU CAN SEE HERE. I AM GLAD THAT THIS WAR ENDED PEACEFULLY, BUT IT TOOK TOO LONG. I AM WORKING HARD PRESENTLY AT CREATING A MORE EFFICIENT PROGRESS AND PROGRAM. WE SHALL ALL HOPEFULLY BENEFIT FROM SUCH A PROGRAM. KEEP WATCH FOR NOW, AS I PLAN THE ( Read more... )

MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING ULTRA FUCKIN' THIN!!!! IF lilshortie DOES NOT GIVE ME MY JAM BY THE END OF THIS DAY, THEN I'M DECLARING FULL OUT WAR ON HER!!! AND I WON'T EVEN WANT THE JAM OR ANYTHING ANYMORE, I'LL JUST WANT TO KILL!!!!! SO YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP WITH THAT DAMN LIVEJOURNAL RASPBERRY JAM AND THAT LIVEJOURNAL $3000, OR ELSE IT WILL BE BIG TIME REGRET ON ( Read more... )

SADDLE UP YOUR PONIES WARRIORS, HERE IS NOW AND NOW IS HERE! IT IS ABOUT TIME THE LIVEJOURNAL CONQUEST RESUMED IT'S ORIGINAL STATE OF UNION! I HAVE SAUGHT OUT SOMEONE SIMPLE. SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN "CRYING" WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A CRY-BABY! I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TOOK THE METAPHOR OUT OF METAPHORICAL AND GET FUCKING "ICAL" ON THIS ( Read more... )

LAST TIME WAS JUST A WARNING. NO ONE FUCKING FOLLOWED THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND THEY ALL QUESTIONED OUR MOTIVES! OUR MOTIVATION AND OUR MONSTROSITY! WHAT STUPID STUPID IDEAS! WE GOT NO GOLD BARS, AND GOT NO FUTURE AMOUNT OF DOUGH RIPPIN ROUGH OUT OF THIS WHOLE SITUATION. BUT WHAT WE DID GET IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF COFFIN-CUTTERS WHO DECIDED THAT ( Read more... )

NO ONE EVER DRINKS WITH RESPONSIBILITY! I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY THAT I WAS IN HIDING UNTIL TODAY WHEN SOME BITCH KICKED ME WHILE I WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SHE WAS STUMBLING AROUND WHILST DRUNK. SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE. THIS PISSED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I DETERMINED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FUCKING FUCK THIS ( Read more... )

MY CAPTOR WAS CHAMPION RAPPER "SISQO" I PARTED FROM HIM WITH THE PROMISE I WOULD INVESTIGATE INTO THONGS.

I MADE AN MSN CONQUEST.

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