I HAVE ATTAINED FREEDOM FROM MY OPPRESSORS! I'M TRAVELLING BACK TO NORTH AMERICA RIGHT NOW! WHEN I GET THERE, I WILL TELL YOU HOW IT IS!

i must encode the rest of this so the spies can't read it ( Read more... )

PEOPLE'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND THE CITY TELLING OTHER PEOPLE I'M CRAZY. BUT I'M NOT CRAZY. AFTER MY RECENT RUN IN WITH THE LIVEJOURNAL ABUSE TEAM THOUGH, I AM A LITTLE LOOSE IN THE HEAD. I'M GOING TO TIGHTEN THIS LOOSENESS UP WITH THE NEXT STEP IN MY STRATEGY. YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT WHAT THAT IS SOON ENOUGH.

HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN A P.O.W. FOR OVER A MONTH. BUT NO ONE CAME TO FUCKING FIND ME, SO I HAD TO ESCAPE THE CAMP ON MY OWN AND IT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE AND HARD. BUT, I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS WHILE I WAS THERE. AND THEY TAUGHT ME SOME NEW SHIT ( Read more... )

WELL WELL WELL! WE HAVE FOUND THE BITCH WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO ATTACK US. IT'S NONE OTHER THAN whatsthisshit! HE USED TO BE ON OUR TEAM! BUT NOW HE'S A FUCKING LOSER. LET'S TEACH HIM A LESSON. IDIOT!!!! THINKS HE CAN SURPASS THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR!

HAHA! SOMEONE HAS TRIED TO ATTACK THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR! THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS. THEY ARE TOO MUCH OF A SCARED LITTLE BITCH TO POST WITH AN ACTUAL ACCOUNT, AND ARE HIDING BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS BUTTON.

HOWEVER, THIS ALL SEEMS TO HAVE STARTED THROUGH THE JOURNAL OF mulletmasters. SO, THIS IS A FULL OUT CALL TO WAR. I SUMMON THE STRENGTH OF ALL OUR WARRIORS! ( Read more... )

Hey you fuckers, fuck you! I'm fucking right now I just got back here. I was off plundering fucking villages and cities and fucking killing cocksucking police officers and slaying dragons and beating the shit out of fuckers who didn't fucking take "fuck you" for a fucking answer! And as you fucking guessed it, I was away. That's right, I was ( Read more... )

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS

HERE IT APPEARS savenor THINKS HE CAN MAKE DEMANDS AND CUT DEALS WITH THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF THAT.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

HE DID HOWEVER SAY HE HAD 20 MILLION E-GOLD.

WHICH MEANS ONE THING.

LETS FUCKING STEAL THAT GOLD!!!!

WELL FOLKS, WHILE WE ARE STILL SCURRYING FOR SUPPLIES, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. lostspoon SAID TO OUR FELLOW BROTHER painsauce: "if i see you comment on one of my friends journals again i will report you find some other way to get attention". NOW THIS IS JUST WRONG! ALSO lostspoon TOLD OUR BROTHER TO DRINK THE SHIT UNDER THE SINK! AS IN TELLING HIM TO KILL HIMSELF! THEREFORE, I ( Read more... )

HERE IS AN UPDATE OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED! (UPDATED!)

4zim = has agreed to help! AWAITING DELIVERY OF ITEMS!

claudrocks = has agreed to help! AWAITING DELIVERY OF ITEMS!

jaxilyn = is refusing to supply us with e-cookies, or e-marmalde. still open. REATTACKED

screamy = still open. has not responded. AWAITING RESPONSE

echoblaze = in good shape, keep up the work. He'll help us. ( Read more... )