THAT'S FUCKING IT!

I AM ATTACKING.

4zim, claudrocks, jaxilyn, screamy, echoblaze, echomyst, doc__holliday, sylphide, theomaniac, feraldelight.

THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE I HAVE DEMANDED THINGS OF! YOU SHOULD DEMAND THINGS TOO! THAT WAY WE CAN GET MANY THINGS! WORK HARD SOLDIERS, THE LIVEJOURNAL WAR IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!!

OKAY! THINGS ARE BACK IN STRAIGHT ORDER, AND I'VE GOTTEN DOWN ON MY WARRIOR-ISTIC KNEES AND STARTED TO PRAY FOR A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

PERHAPS THE EVER GREAT LORD AND GOD WILL PROVIDE ME WITH THIS WEAPON. IF HE WILL NOT, I WILL HAVE TO GO ON A RAMPAGE AND JUST PILLAGE LOTS OF PEOPLE SO I CAN STEAL IT. I AM TIRED OF WAITING. I AM TIRED OF ( Read more... )

YOU WANT TO BLAME THIS SHIT ON ME? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I DON'T SEE YOU MAKING YOUR JOURNALS THE LEADERSHIP JOURNALS! MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEP UP IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS!

I AM OUTRAGED! I AM PRESENTLY COMPLETELY OUTRAGED! YOU ALL THINK THIS IS A GAME! EVERYONE "LOL"s THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS LIKE IT'S CHILDPLAY!!!!!! THIS ISN'T A LITTLE KIDS SING-A-LONG, FAGGOTFACES! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL! THIS IS THE REAL SHIT!

bone316, STOP ACTING LIKE A WAH WAH WAH CRY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE andre_babyn ( Read more... )

ALRIGHT! it appears that cockblockoclock has STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE! He mad a very SMART SUGGESTION TO PERHAPS PERSUE OTHER AVENUES OF WEAPON MAKING! AND NOW WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MANGLER! mangler! FUCK DRAGONVPM!! THAT JERK IS RUDE AND WE DON'T NEED HIS STUPID WEAPONS ANYWAYS! I AM HEADED ON A QUEST OVER TO mangler's place of dwelling RIGHT NOW! I'm going to ask him for a weapon! ( Read more... )

WELL, IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT dragonvpm HAS ENTIRELY REFUSED TO MAKE ME A WEAPON! AND HIS FRIENDS, midnightsrain, ro_dent and drunah HAVE ALSO REFUSED TO HELP! I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT A LITTLE PRESSURE ON THESE FELLOWS! I NEED A WEAPON! AND IF I FAIL, WE ALL FAIL! WE ARE A TEAM HERE FRIENDS! SO, LET US PUT OUR METAL TO THE GRIND, AND GET THIS WEAPON MADE FOR US!!!!!!!!!!

Well Warriors, it appears drunah has blocked my capability to comment! THIS MEANS I DECLARE WAR!!!! For all you warriors out there who haven't lost your ability to comment, please try to continue convincing drunah to make her companion dragonvpm make The Livejournal Warrior a weapon! I need a weapon so I can continue on my quest!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!! Also, ro_dent (another ( Read more... )

IT APPEARS THAT OUR DEAR FRIEND dragonvpm DOES NOT WISH TO MAKE US A WEAPON! NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY! WE ASKED HIM TO MAKE US ONE, BECAUSE THAT WAS LISTED IN HIS LIVEJOURNAL INTERESTS! THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR REQUIRES A WEAPON TO BEGIN HIS QUEST. WE POLITELY REMINDED dragonvpm's FRIENDS TO REMIND HIM TO MAKE A WEAPON FOR US, BUT, HE SIMPLY HAS REFUSED. HE HAS MADE THE ( Read more... )

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE dragonvpm HAS SCREENED ALL HIS COMMENTS SO WE CANNOT BREAK THROUGH. OUR BROTHER ERECTUS HAS COME UP WITH A PLAN TO RAZE HIS NEIGHBORING FRIENDS, SO, WE SHALL ATTACK THESE THREE. midnightsrain, ro_dent, AND drunah WE SHALL SHOW dragonvpm WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS!!!!!!!!

dragonvpm has made the entry not accessable to us! the warriors! we have ( Read more... )

As all quests begin, this Livejournal quest starts with the discovery that The Livejournal Warrior is a hero. I already know I'm a fucking hero, so we can skip that shit. I'm going to go for the first important part of this quest. A weapon. A serious weapon. A weapon that I can weild and kick some serious ass with. So, I shall ask a man who has " ( Read more... )