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Jan 01, 2009 00:55

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Nice THINGS anonymous January 1 2009, 20:27:08 UTC
What did you get her for Christmas, you cheap asshole? That looks like a nice camera she got you; did you get her some trash and call it sentimental?

-Mike

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Re: Nice THINGS llamabroth January 1 2009, 21:04:21 UTC
I got her company.
I got her affection.
I got her admiration.
I got her friendship.
I got her respect.

ALRIGHT?! IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?!

Ohh... and a skirt and a subscription to Scientific American Mind.

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This Big fallburn January 7 2009, 14:21:31 UTC
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F- anonymous January 9 2009, 13:25:31 UTC
This is the most half-assed, crappy Livejournal update I've ever seen. This is even crappy for your standards....

Girlfriend = a picture of you holding a camera?
State of Oregon = what appears to be some Oregon trail credit card.

Seriously, what the hell is this crap? What happened to the days of you posting bragging about all the THINGS you had accumulated? For shame!

Fred

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Re: F- llamabroth January 9 2009, 18:25:41 UTC
The girlfriend gave me the camera!

The State of Oregon gave me foodstamps! (The EBT Card)

THAT'S WHAT I GOT!! THOSE ARE MY THINGS! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!

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Dick! fallburn January 29 2022, 12:37:24 UTC
Dick-dick, Da-dick, DICK!

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