The library has spoiled me ( Read more... )

I'm annoyed.
Why couldn't I just say something?

It's been a long time since I've dusted off the old livejournal. Casper and I are all moved in to our new apartment. Moving sucked. Note to self: Avoid moving in the summer from now on. A couple of Casper's friends helped out moving the big stuff, but I was left to much of the rest on my own. Next time we move, I'd like it to be out of this ( Read more... )

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I almost said it.
But the delete key was easier.

Burritos always taste better when they look like someone threw up inside them.

it's a lack of sleep
and sullen quiet
that make your eyes
bigger than they really are

I don't know what it is.
But it is something, yes?
Not just that.
Everything.

I wonder if I will ever get over whatever I'm thinking that makes it so hard to sleep by myself.
Blah.

"Wow, my boobs look awesome today."

I went to Laughlin and snuck into a UFO convention and then had juevos rancheros on Route 66 ( Read more... )

Is it a bad thing when retarded people tell you they like your clothes?

There is this guy in 3 of my classes. And he is a dork. Like a real one. Like Steve Urkle, eat your heart out. He said the greatest thing in class today. In my human sexuality class, we watched Puppetry of the Penis, where these guys bend their genetalia around into different shapes. Well, one of the guys wrapped his penis around his wrist ( Read more... )