A meme! Nicked from sam80853, because I need something to write.

[llassah]

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write in (or think I should), and give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, Ancient Rome, etc). I will then explain what story from your chosen fandom I would write for your chosen type of AU.

(my fandoms are due south and assorted canada, withnail and I, tamora

Comments

[pocketmouse]

Black Books in Space! (the Star Trek type of in Space! because the Red Dwarf type is just too easy)

[llassah]

manny is a klingon! and bernard is a ferengi, but he's ridiculously faily, and spends all his time drinking. they live in hiding, in one of the storerooms of the enterprise. Fran, who is the only responsible one, is a vulcan. They try and sell things from the storeroom, as a black market, but all bernard does is insult people.

[pocketmouse]

Hee! Which Enterprise?

[llassah]

Ooh, I don't know! Seeing them be obnoxious to anyone would be wonderful. Ooh, Picard's. Have to be Picard's, I think (sorry, I'm shaky on the details of star trek)

[j_s_cavalcante]

Aww, Llassah, thank you so much! *blushes...and {{{hugs}}} you*

[catwalksalone]

Heh. I love how you put Watchman in as an afterthought. That was an incredible fic. Go you!

Twitch City in a The Land That Time Forgot AU. Oh noes, Curtis! No TV!

[llassah]

Aww, thank yooou! I'd kind of forgotten I wrote it \o?. Hee!

Curtis makes himself a frame made out of twigs, and looks at the view from his cave through it. Alas, I haven't seen/read this, but it would be wonderful seeing curtis making himself a frame wherever he was, and having a prototype stone sofa.

[magic_at_mungos]

I'm going to cheat and ask about a Tamora Pierce/Torchwood crossover ;)

[llassah]

hee! Alanna would stab captain jack for making a pass at her, he'd come back to life and she'd be like 'noooo! not another roger!'

Um, I'd personally like to see Tosh and Kel interact- they'd have this really quiet friendship which would be sweet. Dom and Jack would hit it off, and neal and owen would be fantastically sarcastic together. I'm not sure where ianto and gwen would fit in- gwen would be fantastically nosy or something, but I'd like to see Ianto and Wyldon talking I think. There would, of course, be an alien device next to the children's section at cardiff library, which would suck the team into the book, into a space between chapters or something. It would be interesting if they never got out...

[joandarck]

I'm not sure where ianto and gwen would fit in

Ianto would be Jack's faithful squire, silently prepping his gear while Jack flirts with various ladies, I feel...

[magic_at_mungos]

Gwen would be part of the Riders or the Queen's ladies where she could go out and kick some arse.

[nyn17]

I was going to ask about a crossover and I see other people thought of that, and Torchwood, too :P Anyway- what would happen in a crossover between Torchwood and Due South?(I know, terribly original *g*...Can't really seem to be able to think atm.)

[llassah]

hee! well, ianto and turnbull would bond over filing, which would be pretty a+++. And Jack would get arrested, and flirt with everyone, including welsh, which would flare up his ulcer no end! I'd like to see RayK and Owen snarling at each other, and maybe having defensive bitchy sex \o/. Fraser and Tosh would be adorable together, and Gwen and Thatcher could commiserate on being female police officers confronted with male stupidity. It would all, of course, be captain john's fault.

[nyn17]

Eee :D I love all of this. Especially imagining Welsh's suffering, for some reason *eg*