Zazzle was like "Do you actually know anything about Symphonia honey?"
"They have to make the great seed at the end? And Mithos is actually a bad guy and Lloyd is a protagonist who ran away after the first game so he wouldn't have to fail at lying, and Kratos is his dad. HIs secret dad."
"The worst kind of dad!"
"Yeah and he's really sad because he had to kill his wife because things went badly and he hates everything but Lloyd hates him. And Ratatosk is actually a squirrel that chewed on the tree Yggdrasil and Emil is his host? kind of?"
I forgot to mention that Colette is the chosen one (I don't know by whom) and that Kratos is actually the narrator all along and there was something about being happy angel bros once upon a time but then SACRIFICES HAD TO BE MADE and people got shanked and that ruined everything.
I also don't know what the rest of the protagonists actually do in this game but I think Richter gets locked in a cave hella Loki-style at the end except nobody is holding a bowl over him.
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"They have to make the great seed at the end? And Mithos is actually a bad guy and Lloyd is a protagonist who ran away after the first game so he wouldn't have to fail at lying, and Kratos is his dad. HIs secret dad."
"The worst kind of dad!"
"Yeah and he's really sad because he had to kill his wife because things went badly and he hates everything but Lloyd hates him. And Ratatosk is actually a squirrel that chewed on the tree Yggdrasil and Emil is his host? kind of?"
"HE'S THE HOST TO A POSSESSED SQUIRREL?"
"Yes definitely."
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I also don't know what the rest of the protagonists actually do in this game but I think Richter gets locked in a cave hella Loki-style at the end except nobody is holding a bowl over him.
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