okay look. all i want to do is have a party where tyler and taylor show up. i know this is a tall order, because i know how it is to be whipped (trust me. i know how it is to be whipped.), but magic month is not magic month until we have:

• Frosties
  
• Samosas
  
• Scrabble
  
• Weezer
  
• All-hungry double-sandwich
  

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Garlic pickles are in season.

i am disgusting:

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I can understand why people are confused by my desire to not celebrate my birthday. I think the main thing is that my growing one year older seems so insignificant because I'm so far behind everyone else. Jason and Daniel are 25. Doug is 27, turning 28. Everyone else is about to turn 21 if they haven't already this year. 19 means nothing. 21 ( Read more... )

my grandma is dead as of three hours ago ( Read more... )

bitches aint shit

i here dem peeple in de street sayin van winkle dead. van winkle aint dead! he only sleepin!!!


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i dont normally do these, but i thought it would be funnunnunnnnn ( Read more... )

max found a hot version of me from 1969, also known as david bowie

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