I really like when I meet new people and they're total dicks because people have been talking shit. No, like seriously, I really enjoy it. I'm serious. It's not uncomfortable at all. Like, it makes me feel really good about myself.

Well I hope it makes YOU feel good about YOURSELF. If that's what it takes, go nuts.

You are all wonderful

I feel I need to clarify my last post, because it has the potential to be incindiary.

My last post is DEFINITLY NOT about my exgirlfriend. Not in the least. I was at work today, thinking about things (like you do), and I realize that the tone and ambiguity would easily lend itself to misinterpretation. Which I'd like to avoid.

Hey my life sucks and I blame you.

This has been a bad week topping off a bad month topping off a bad few years.

So honestly, I pretty much go back and forth between melancholy and drunk ( Read more... )

Tonight I was on my brother's computer when a HUGE cockroach, out of thin air, dropped from the sky and landed smack dab in the middle of the keyboard right in between my hands. I assure you, you have never heard a louder scream in your life. It was pure terror. Even now I type softly, afraid that the click of the keyboard will draw more roaches to

Dear friends,

I'm going through a really rough time right now. I am very unhappy and sad. Please stop saying mean things about me behind my back. It makes me very upset.

Love Geoff.

I really wish I was playing some rock and roll right now.

I mean seriously. It's probably the best thing ever.

Every once in a while it's nice to have a good day ( Read more... )

I really believe I've been ruined as a person.

I just wrote an entire paragraph about what a senseless, hollow person I am. It was really gross, however, so I erased it. I'm longing for some pure human interaction.

Hello. My name is {insert very specific name here}, and I'm the center of the universe. Didn't you know? Let me tell you about it.