Today i saw something kind of concerning to me, and before i get into it let me explain something, i dont believe in spell check and its 4 something in the morn and i am very tired so if u r gonna be anal about spelling i suggest you just go ahead and fuck off, so anyways what i saw was and i mean i have seen this all too many times before, adn i ( Read more... )

my name is tim. my best friend is jim. my favorite band is HIM. i like the lights dim. i climbed a tree limb. i put lemons on glasses on the rim. i had a panda named sim sim. i like things that are grim. with scissors i like to trim. i got my best grade attending gym. all of this because my name is tim.

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The keebler elf. And man he was pissed. He attacked me i threw milk at him and immediately he melted. I ran through the other two gates, for the keepers were sleeping, which were, sly, and then the family stone. I ran right up to his castle domain and screemed, NEEEIIIIILLLL, he came out wearing a rinestone suite and had a really shitty haircut. We ( Read more... )

There comes a time that when even the most hideous of paths has points where it expresses a sense of beauty. I have come to this BLOG today to tell you of something that had i not seen with my own eyes i would not have believed. It deals with the end of our time here, in this world we have destroyed for our personal gain and comforts of living, ( Read more... )

The happenings of my life have become more and more resistant to what i had in mind as a "goal". Financially it will be alot harder than i thought, physically there will be much much more masturbation involved so that i can keep up with the heavy pace of the modern world. But i do HOWEVER have a very interesting tale to tell, one that involves, all ( Read more... )

WELL HELLO ASSHOLES!!!!! I saw iced earth on wed. and got to meet john. It was great i am goin to see huey lewis and the news this wed, that should be awesome. I also baught a shinto sword and slayed a colony of gooks, those fuckers deserved it after they shit in my tea.

Ok, so the reason i havent updated in awhile is because i havent felt like it, but now im back in circulation for all you fuckers to swallow and enjoy the carbonation as it slides down your throat and offends you, or at least strives to. An issue i need to adress immediatley is the fact that they took howard stern off the air, i can not believe we ( Read more... )

I have recently, and ok brace yourselfs for this one, have gotten a job. It is pretty sad that in times like this when people cant feed their famlies, or themselfs for that matter let alone find a job, that a company would be in such dire circumstances to hire me. Well anyways let me tell you about the happenings of the past few days in my ( Read more... )

Today is the end of the world, and i still can not escape the wrath of that hell lit in a floresent fashon that gives me a headache. I can't remember who said this I think it was Joe from Joe VS The Volcano, but it feels as if it is sucking the life right out of me. Well set aside from that i'd have to say that i am still thinking about going off ( Read more... )