For reasons this livejournal will be deleted soon. I will not be replacing it elsewhere.

If anyone really does use this as a way to keep tabs on me let me know and Ill give you proper contact info, otherwise

Bye.

"Lillian Ladele, who said the civil partnership ceremonies went against her Christian faith ( Read more... )

Today I am a selfish, meanspirited, jealous, over sensitive twat.

You have been warned.

Thankyou.

(yes yes i know this differs not at all from normal.)

Lee McQueen has won the apprentice bagging a $100,000 job with Sir Alan Sugar ( Read more... )

Oh crap....

here we go again.

*bangs head on desk*

Ah well.

Will arrive at Locko this eve sometinme dependant on traffic.

Why are the most dangerous damaging things so DAMN attractive..

eh?

Where is your mobile phone?

On my desk impersonating a Taco.

Your hair?

Yes it is thanks. Black long. Suspect amounts of white now.

Your mother?

Insane Landscape Gardner come Magistrate.

Your father?

Absolutely no idea. Asked for a DNA test last time we spoke. Ignored since. Doesn’t seem keen to contact me. Meh. *shrugs*

Your favorite ( Read more... )

Sophie Lancaster.

People keep telling me she was killed 'because she was a goth'.

Can someone point me toward the evidence for that particular statement?

Thankyou!

As opposed to certain artistic endeavours recently which certain misguided persons started a petition about here is an actual case of Animal cruelty that does take the biscuit ( Read more... )

Well having re-established my credentials by randomly violently slagging JK Trolling ( Read more... )