Got my plans in a zip-lock bag, let's see, how unproductive we can be.

<3

My new razr was stolen :(

OHHHH THE AGONYYYYYYYYYY.

I read this in an article, fucking hilarious. If you wanna read the whole thing, go here"This year's pandering nadir came during the brief passage on bioethics, when George Bush called for legislation banning the creation of "human-animal hybrids." In Washington, there is a lobby for everything except apparently mermaids and centaurs ( Read more... )

"Yo, I don't know what's wrong with me today but i've been creaming in my pants all day, it's like a waterfall!"

-Anonymous

Nicole: Oh my god, please come sleep with me.
Me: :)

I got offered 3 diff. interships today. Umm, hello, this is HUGE. I don't know though, i'm so used to this easy job, with ridiculous(in a good way) pay. Gahhh. Change is scary, especially when you have $5000 dollars of credit debt looming over you.

So i'm trying this new, no fast food (except taco bell) thing. I'm trying to be healthy.

Me: I'm not even gonna ask what you're doing.
Maria: I'm sniffing my toe.

My world is spinning out of control.

How well do you know me? fill in the blanks about ME even if you don't have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest ( Read more... )