AHH WHAT?

Finding out after the fact that I was propositioned by someone now teaching at Zoe's school is totally not the best thing ever.

Probably the opposite.

Except then there was a fruit basket. Tonks, how do we feel about the fruit basket? Because it looks yummy.

Being hit on by a time traveling confidence man from the 51st century and having it suggested that we, plus girlfriend, should engage in wild threesome sex is not my idea of a good time...somehow.

It's not my bag, baby.

And monosexuality is neither quaint nor the byproduct of a puritanical imagination, Harkness! I don't care what they do 3,000 years ( Read more... )

21:00 - Meet with international arms dealers; location: secluded and appropriately shady.
21:45 - Caviar, vodka, other Cold War stereotypes of business relationship celebration.
22:30 - Exchange hard currency for enough guns to start two revolutions; finance European terrorism.
23:30 - Starbucks, LiveJournal, Irony.

Because when you need a metric ( Read more... )