Dear Jimmy ( Read more... )

I'm in NYC. Tom's dad died last monday. And uh, I got fired from Finskey's. That's all that's worth updating. Bitches, toodles

Dammmnnn, who's going to New York City next Friday? Oh, because I know I sure as hell am.

I got a new telefono, here's the diggies: 517-420-4243. Give me a ring a ling.

I smell like ass and I'm not feeling the pay off.

The Place: Finley's ( Read more... )

I think today was one of the best days of my life. Todos te jodes.

Heather

Miranda just fed me some of her milk.

I'm in North Carry right now. Sat by the Atlantic yesterday. Slept 20 hours last night. Can't wait to get home. Now I need a real vacation.

Twat, Cunt, Poonani, Notorious V.A.G., the Republic of Labia, Sugar Bowl, Labbe, Cooter bone salad; whatever your word of choice is for the wonderful, tasty, deep, life giving vagina, you should come support it with the v-day special show: THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES. This Friday and Saturday, the beautiful ladies of MSU are putting on Eve Ensler's The ( Read more... )

I got my clit pierced on Tuesday. It's basically glorious