New myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/butnotyou

Actually it's not new, I went ahead and created 2 when I started.

eernt ee-ee-eent, ee-ee-ee-EENT

*edit* that's not fair, i'll give you the next line

bown bow-bow-bownt, bow-bow-bowntBOWNT

k see if you can guess the song now

Happy Birthday
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Someone told me today that I look like Joan Allen. So I'm taking that as a compliment. I think.

That side-by-side made me have low self-esteem. It's so great that the things that make us feel ugly on the internet can just disappear, just like that.

Another person told me once that I look like the mom from "Mean Girls" and I almost kilt her.

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I love Cherry Coke. And while I believe in all probability he is the devil, David Blaine is hot.

So was David Gilmour circa 1971 -


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I surfed around and found the answers to my quextions....

semagic keeps telling me that my password is too easy to guess, but i'm thinking that if you guess my password you're such a twisted individual i'd probably have given you my password anyway. but i guess i'll change it becuase i'm all about the conformity ( Read more... )

Funny little stupid shit (i.e., shit that only I find funny) has been happening all around me lately. Of course, I've forgotten it all already and because of that, nothing interesting will happen again, because my whole fucking life is willed by Murphy's Law. One could argue that if I wasn't a pothead in the first place and didn't therefore have ( Read more... )

Me (lying in bed, can't sleep): Are you awake?

Silence.

Me (nudge): Are you awake?

Ryan (obviously NOT awake): What's on your mind?

Me: Oh nevermind, you're obviously NOT awake.

Ryan: I am now, WHAT?!?!

Me: What's that Neil Diamond song called that goes, "Nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuhnt nuh nuh nuh...?"

Ryan: Sometimes I hate you.

But what I really want to know is this:


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