i would like to personally thank everyone that showed up last evening (those i did see and those who saw me passed the fuck out (points finger at self and yells "wussy").) it looks as if everyone had a blast, i got cases of empty low life 12 packs everywhere, weeeheee. if you have any complaints about the party you can shove them up your ass ( Read more... )

drunk men making noise on musical instruments.
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a fridge stockpile of the miller low life.
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high times afloat.
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a surprise for the masses.
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the party is on its way.
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if you dont show up youre a stupid fucking loser.
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see ya, assholes!

A Note From The Desk Of Danny K. Celebrity

and in other news,

i suck (the public has spoken)

this just in
there is rumor of a local celebrity underground party this evening at our practice room in outer space

later daze, danny k.

pint night? anyone?

he really does.
its seems the more equipment we get the more we break.

list of things that need to go to the shop.
Mark II Rhodes Seventy Eight
Ampeg Tube Guitar Amp
Peavey PA Head
Bullet Bass
more to come.

john k. here.
we got new shit in the mix. kids.
im ready to rock.
and roll.
with some big speakers.
and some big guitars.
and some oversized trousers.

on.
your.
block.
kid.

um yeah.... john k we need to get back on the search for the "big speaker" brand speakers, that and more amps.

from the desk of: danny k ( Read more... )

we are gone.
see you here.
(or here.)

i, john k. celebrity, must leave for a while.
the band will continue.
with the help of my twin brother.
lee m. celebrity.
thanks for the help, lee.
see you all again, sometime.