Just some of us make it look cooler than others...


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...other than my goal to promote genital herpes...


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Sometimes it pisses me off, how awesome I usta be.

I'm Ian Heminsley. I'm going to be phoning it in for the next two weeks. And I'm cool with that ( Read more... )

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