No one reads long lj entries.

I am home alone and bored. So bored, in fact, that I’m actually doing some writing right now. That last story is over. Sorry folks, I didn’t expect it to pan out either. We’re going to do something completely different now, just as soon as I can figure out what that is ( Read more... )

I don't need your judgment. If you don't like me or find me "pleasant but dull," or if you find me to have the aptitude of a child for basic everyday tasks, I assure you there are those that tell me otherwise on a regular basis. In fact, I'm sick of judgment because people tell me such vastly conflicting things about myself which are, moreover, ( Read more... )

lockedinaroom86 (3:52:09 AM): i'm on an apple right now ( Read more... )

I really don't have anything to say. I'm updating just for the hell of it ( Read more... )

Hey Mom. I was wondering what you're going to do with that buttload of money you saved up to send me to college. I could really use it, unless you've already made other plans. Maybe you're going to use it to send Eileen to an especially prestigious and expensive school? Or perhaps a nice trip to the Catskills? Or Ireland? Or Bermuda? If that ( Read more... )

I have never been so unhappy as I am now. Funny, I seem to feel that way every day, at some point or another ( Read more... )

Jeanne, we need to talk as soon as possible.

My birthday had everything one could ask for. Thai food, fine wine, 40s, a strip club (complete with birthday spankings) and breaking and entering into condemned and abandoned property. Thanks a million, guys.

Officially moved in here in Bing. Things to do ( Read more... )