I've moved.

Don't cry.

Just click the link!

www.livejournal.com/users/penguin_bishie

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Hey people, it's me being uber original again a/k/a some quizzes and such I stole from a friend (magey *heart*) have fun reading the messed up results! =D

You scored as Accident. You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing.

Accident
87%
Suicide
80%
Eaten
73%
Stabbed
73%
Posion
60%
Gunshot
60%
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Hi, I'm Dick McTeeny and I'm here to ask you, are you tired of the same old street trash whore? Well have I got a product for you! Today I'm here to seel you, for this one time only offer, the amazing Akiya2000! She does all the things your usually whore can, but without the risk of staff infection! (disclaimer: all other STDs still possible, use ( Read more... )

Lately an epidemic of GIGANTIC porportions has broke out open my home town. In order to teach us more about this disater, my school had an asembly to teach us sutdents more. (like, teh secind one this year, and the 15 in my entire HS career ( Read more... )

Ups downs, skating, you know some ol crappy crap crap. Talking to my Eric, who, god bless his soul, can eb as dumb as a fricking rock. I lvoe you eric but Im makign fun of you. so this is what he said on the phone the other day ( Read more... )

Screw that, I lust/love that boy to deeeeeeeeeeeeeeath! (uurrriiic)We talked on teh phone and it was all kinds of take me now and soowning, we was both really nervioso, but really, that boy has got it going for him, glad he loves me, and I love him, i'd be jealous of who ever had him besides me.....wow, thats kinda creepy ( Read more... )

i hate wednesdays, why ddi we have to change the date we play DnD (ima nerd people, let it be) to wednesdays...Im a tuesday people. but thats okays ( Read more... )

Not really do this and reply please...the...two people that read this lol ( Read more... )

Hey everybody! I have a funny story! My friend Scott, he's a precher's son! *stops ( Read more... )