Getting punched is like every other concern in your life suddenly becoming laughably benign.

I watched the original Rocky with my girlfriend (she'd never seen it) and midway through, she remarks,

"It's us!"

"Why do you fight?"
"Because I can't sing or dance! Eyyy! Ohh!"

We all have a sickness.

"This was supposed to be the future...where is my hoverboard?"

There, there is your hoverboard.

Goodbye old guard.

No matter what he does with our country, Barack Obama's election is about something more important than economics or politics.

People who have been alive since before the civil rights movement probably feel like there is hope for

I just ran three hilly miles in twenty minutes. I haven't had time to eat today but drank a venti blackeye after work. My ankle is still fucked up, but I can't feel it because the endorphins from my run are doing their thing and I'm euphoric and can't feel anything physical ( Read more... )

"School is boring as shit and I want to be done with MC but I get all my work done and will get my AA soon. I could work at Starbucks forever, but it's not a real job and I really, really want a real job ( Read more... )

I feel like my head's in a dark cloud ( Read more... )

Unintrusively walking amongst the living, discovering loopholes in their plot.

Yesterday Elliott, Cori and I were discussing and damning our increasingly noticeable mortality ( Read more... )

Someone's Facebook status said I AM SO IN LOVE WITH AIDAN ( Read more... )