Media: Fic
Type: One-shot (
Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author:
lola_mejorWord Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks to
jennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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FRIDAY
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:08 AM
I wish we were in Samoa
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:11 AM
Ummmm ok?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:15 AM
You really have no access to the real
world there do you? There is no 30
December in Samoa this year. Something
about the international date line
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:19 AM
Ummm… ok? And? It’s too early for me…
sorry brain not working
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:22 AM
Sigh. In Samoa this year everyone went
to bed on 29 December and then woke up
on 31 December. If we were in Samoa we’d
be one day closer to seeing each other
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:30 AM
Really? That’s cool! And awwww… Kurt
xxxxxxxxx
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:31 AM
And yes I totally agree. That and I’m sure
there are tropical beaches there, so there’d be
that
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:34 AM
I’d maybe skip that part. I hate the heat
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:36 AM
You seem to think I’m hot and like that
though?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:38 AM
If my eyes could roll any further back in my
head right now I’d be looking backwards
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:40 AM
Love you xx. What’s on the Kurt agenda
today? More Rachel wrangling?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:48 AM
Isn’t there always?? Now that I’ve perfected
my and Quinn’s costume, Rachel wants my
input on hers
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:50 AM
I love her, but I’m sure there won’t be enough
time to fix whatever monstrosity she’s created
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 10:01 AM
If anyone can do it, you can my love
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 10:03 AM
I’m going shopping with Nat and Hannah
today - they want new dresses for
tomorrow night
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 10:04 AM
Can’t imagine we’ll find anything that
amazing in the small town, but should be
fun
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:11 AM
I thought you weren’t going out for NYE?
Given how drunk you got a couple of
nights ago?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 10:14 AM
You of all people should know that’s no
reason to NOT go shopping for new dresses.
I want a new shirt too - didn’t bring any
“going out” clothes with me
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:18 AM
Hang on, so you *are* going out tomorrow
night?
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:30 AM
Oh my god you totally are aren’t you
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:44 AM
Blaine….
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 10:52 AM
What? So what if we’re going out?!
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:55 AM
a) You’re clearly defensive. b) That
means you’re probably planning on
drinking…
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:03 AM
Probably. It’s NYE!
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:17 AM
Kurt…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:24 AM
What? You know how I’m going to feel
about that. Is there any need for me to
say it?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:30 AM
I don’t need your permission you know.
My cousins and I are only together a
couple more days and we’re planning a
fun night for NYE. What’s the harm?
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:34 AM
The harm is you have NO self control
with alcohol - it’s almost guaranteed to
end in drunken tears and you doing
something you’ll regret!
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:40 AM
Not necessarily…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:58 AM
Uh huh. Sure.
Blaine <3
12/30/3011 12:12 PM
Kurt, c’mon…
Kurt <3
12/30/2011 12:20 PM
I need to help Rachel for a bit. We can
talk about this later.
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 12:25 PM
Please let me be me
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 12:40 PM
Not that I think you’re controlling… just
sometimes I don’t want a baby sitter.
Sometimes I want to fuck up
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 12:45 PM
Not that I think you’re my baby sitter!
I just… gosh Kurt can’t you understand I
get enough shit and disappointment
from my Dad without getting it from
you too?
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:01 PM
I’m not trying to control you - I just
don’t want you to get hurt
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 1:05 PM
I’m already hurt! My Dad drives a stake
through my heart every day with this
looks, his words… what he doesn’t say. I
need an outlet
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 1:11 PM
He gets back here tomorrow and I do NOT
intend to spend a lot of time with him. I
intend to go out with the others and, yeah,
have a few drinks
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:17 PM
Blaine I know but this isn’t the way to do it
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 1:23 PM
What just because it’s not your way to
deal with things? What if I want to do this
Kurt? What are you going to do to stop me?
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:30 PM
Blaine, pick up the phone
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:47 PM
C’mon Blaine, let me talk to you. I love
you. I just want to be there for you
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 2:03 PM
Kurt it’s Hannah. Just give him a bit.
We’ll make sure he calls you soon. And for
what it’s worth, we’re doing our best to
take care of him for you
Kurt
12/30/2011 2:05 PM
Ok thanks.
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 3:01 PM
Hi. I love you. I’m sorry. I know you’re just
trying to help
Kurt
12/30/2011 3:11 PM
I love you too silly. Now good to call?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 3:12 PM
Please
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:00 PM
I promise I’ll be really careful and make
Nat and Hannah and Luke and Jack
take care of me, ok?
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:06 PM
I know you’ll do your best. I just wish I
could be there with you - to support you.
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:10 PM
I don’t want you getting drunk to try to
forget about your Dad. That’s not going to
help anything
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:24 PM
I know. And they’ll make sure I don’t do that.
And I’ll have my phone so you’ll probably be
getting a play-by-play anyway
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:30 PM
Just so long as you manage to NOT share our
intimate lives with your cousins this time
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:32 PM
No promises… it’s hard enough not to shout
to the world about how sexy you are at the
best of times ;)
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:34 PM
Haha, yeah sure… you’re silly
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:35 PM
I’m serious and you know it! xx
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:37 PM
Oh I found a new shirt - kinda retro black
polo with a funky little jazz piano picture
printed on the breast pocket
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:39 PM
Style? Fit?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:42 PM
To quote Hannah: “holy crap Blainey where
have you been hiding those muscles!”
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 4:45 PM
;)
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:48 PM
Phew! Is it hot in here?! ;)
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 5:16 PM
Dad just got in
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 5:32 PM
So far he’s ignoring me… discussing
some business venture with Uncle Henry
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 5:35 PM
Or maybe they’re talking about me. I can
see them through the glass doors and
they keep glancing at me. Am I being
paranoid?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 6:01 PM
Kurt?!
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:21 PM
Oh my gosh I’m SO sorry! Rachel had a
crisis baking her horrible muffins and
she was screeching so much I rushed out
of the house without my phone!
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:24 PM
Who cares what your Dad’s talking about,
as long as he’s leaving you alone. Just keep
doing your thing Blaine. I love you
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 6:34 PM
Thanks. Dinner’s nearly ready. Phones
banned again. Talk later
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:40 PM
I know it’s clichéd… but courage
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:58 PM
I totally forgot to explain Rachel’s “crisis”?
She’d put paprika into the mix instead of
nutmeg; and then put the muffins into the
oven at a waaay too high temperature
Kurt
12/30/2011 7:02 PM
So obviously within about 20 minutes and
overheating the “muffins” looked like big
rusted spark plugs… and she freaked out
that they had somehow “mutated” and looked
like they were going to come to life
Kurt
12/30/2011 7:05 PM
I’m not even joking. It would be funny if it
were. But I’m just shaking my head…
Kurt
12/30/2011 8:08 PM
Hope dinner’s ok. Love you
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:01 PM
Ok now I’m worried. I’m going to call at
9:30 if I haven’t heard from you
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:03 PM
I’m here. Just don’t have the energy right
now. Keep texting me about Rachel’s
crazy. I like that
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:05 PM
What happened?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:08 PM
I really don’t have the energy. I’m just
going to enjoy my last night of freedom
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:12 PM
Please tell me?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:15 PM
Suffice to say our fight earlier about my
NYE plans was completely unnecessary
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:18 PM
I don’t know what that means. I’m
calling you now, k?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 9:22 PM
K. But you might just have to listen to
me brood in silence, locked in the attic
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:58 PM
Love you
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:03 PM
I just can’t believe his reaction - AGAIN -
is to come up with some stupid bonding
exercise!
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:08 PM
I know. I’m sorry
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:14 PM
And he is RUINING my winter break - I
was so looking forward to having one
last big awesome night with the guys
and now my last night with them I’m…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:23 PM
Hiding in the attic being antisocial and
missing out?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:25 PM
Hm. Good point
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:31 PM
What time do you leave on this
father-son-bonding-hiking-camping-torture-trip
tomorrow?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:34 PM
7AM “sharp”
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:40 PM
Well you’d better get back downstairs and
whoop your cousins’ collective asses in
Singstar one more time then, hm?
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:49 PM
Yeah I guess
Blaine <3
12/30/2011 11:55 PM
Of course you’re right. God I wish you
were here to make it all better
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:03 AM
And risk having to go CAMPING? Hell
to the no
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:04 AM
But I wish YOU were HERE
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 12:06 AM
That’s a better plan - as long as I can
bring the cousins and singstar
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:09 AM
You’re on. I’ll prepare the living room
for the Anderson onslaught - and
inform Finn his Call of Duty supremacy
is at risk
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 12:11 AM
See you soon then… if only
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:15 AM
Yeah. If only. I’m going to sleep now.
Love you. Remember you just have to
get through it and then you’ll be here
before you know it
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 12:20 AM
Love you too. Sweet dreams
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:22 AM
They usually are - cos they’re of you xx
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