Fic: Text Me a Happy New Year (Day 8 - Saturday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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SATURDAY
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:34 AM
Good morning my love. Figure you won’t
have your phone with you. Good luck.
I’ll be thinking of you always
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 6:36 AM
This is so much harder because I won’t
have you at the touch of my fingertips
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:39 AM
You’ll have a lot more than the touch of my
fingertips soon. It’s not long now - 36
hours
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 6:41 AM
Yes. THEN it will be a happy new year. I’m
taking Ludovic with me. He will keep me
company
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:45 AM
Not to sound obvious, but if your Dad really
is trying to make your more “manly” then
taking a plush toy puppy is possibly not the
greatest idea
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 6:48 AM
I don’t care.
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 6:52 AM
We’re about to go. Turning my phone
off now so the cousins don’t bug you.
Love you - you make everything ok
because I know you’re with me. You’re
on my side
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:56 AM
Love you too. Remember, you’re
perfect. Fucking perfect
Blaine <3
12/31/2011 6:57 AM
xxxxxxxxxxx
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:32 AM
I tried to last the day without messaging
you. It’s not going to happen. I’m going
to message you with all my love -
maybe you’ll feel it while you’re out
there.
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:49 AM
At the very least you’ll have lots of
evidence that I love you. I care about you.
I think you matter more than anything
else and are perfect just the way you are
Kurt
12/31/2011 11:38 AM
I think Rachel knows I’m planning
non-vegan food
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:04 PM
Yup. She knows. I wish I had video of her
reaction. Or Finn’s at least. I’ve never
seen someone looked so panicked
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:09 PM
It’s all fine of course. Carole somehow
made Rachel think it was her idea to have
multiple types of snack at the party. Best.
Stepmom. Ever.
Kurt
12/31/2011 1:32 PM
Oh my you should see Quinn in her dress.
I’m taking lots of photos. She’s stunning
(no the party’s not starting yet - I’m
fitting the girls’ costumes)
Kurt
12/31/2011 2:21 PM
Rachel’s costume is surprisingly good.
Classic Barbara of course. The hair is the
bigger challenge (literally and figuratively).
Mercedes helping
Kurt
12/31/2011 3:34 PM
Finn and Puck are planning to wear their
“not Star Wars” outfits from the Christmas
special. Not sure that’s “timeless”…
Kurt
12/31/2011 4:02 PM
My Dad told Finn and I that people could
bring *moderate* amounts of alcohol
tonight. I honestly don’t think he realizes
what he may have done. Puck is thrilled
Kurt
12/31/2011 5:50 PM
OMG Mike and Tina just arrived and they
look BRILLIANT! They’re dressed as
Chinese royalty from the Ming Dynasty!!
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:17 PM
Carole is going crazy with the photos.
Quinn looks fabulous, and my customized
and flamboyant Fred Astaire outfit
matches perfectly.
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:39 PM
Ok I don’t want to alarm you, but Sam is
dressed as Tarzan. You’ve got nothing to
worry about but… ahem
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:41 PM
LOVE YOU!!!
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:47 PM
Why are they called “screwdrivers”? Whatever,
it’s just like orange juice with a nice buzz at
the finish :)
Kurt
12/31/2011 7:28 PM
Tee hee Santana and Brittany get last place in
the costume contest (voted by me)
Kurt
12/31/2011 7:30 PM
They’ve come as Cheerios because, according
to Santana “cheer and school domination is
timeless”
Kurt
12/31/2011 8:56 PM
Dancing is so tiring! And dizzying…
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:13 PM
I’m meant to be reminding you how much you
matter to me and how wonderful you are - I
LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING IN MY WORLD
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:20 PM
I can do better than that - IN THE WHOLE
WORLD
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:46 PM
BLAAAAAAINE!!! YOUR MISSIN OUT DUDE!!!!!!
PUCKZILLA MISSES YA!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:58 PM
YO GELMET!!! WHAT YOU GET STUCK IN
BUTTFUCK NOWHERE COS YOUR HAIR GELL IS
AGAINST AVIATION POLICY?!?! GET YOUR ASS
BACK TO LIMA!!! YOUR GAY LITTLE PONY IS
SAD (AND WANTS YOUR ASS…)!!
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:03 PM
HI BLAINE!!! YOU ARE LIKE THE BESTEST
MOST AWESOMEST AMAZINGEST THING
TO EVER COME TO NEW DIRECTIONS… HEY
SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
NUDE ERECTIONS!!!! WHATEVER - COME BACK
I NEED MY FAVOURITE DUET PARTNER!!!
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:10 PM
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AMAZING AND HE MADE
ME AN AMAZING DRESS AND IF YOU EVER
HURT HIM I WILL BREAK YOU.
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:17 PM
Look how much everyone loves you!!! Oooh
that last one from Quinn was a bit scary… guess
that’s why Finn calls her SCARY Quinn
hahahahahaha
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:23 PM
SHOTS!!! Srsly, SO sorry I was against your
plan to get drunk on NYE. It’s SOO fun
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:30 PM
BLAINE!! YOU BETTER NOT HURT MY KURT
LIKE EVER. CEDES IS A PROTECTIVE MOMMA
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:42 PM
HI BLAINE. HOPE YOU’RE HAVING FUN IN
THE TREES WITH THE BIRDS. ARE YOU WITH
YOUR WARBLER FAMILY?
Kurt
12/31/2011 11:49 PM
Oh! Here’s my phone! I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:03 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVE! I’M GOING TO
MAKE IT YOUR BEST. I’M GOING TO LOVE YOU
FOREVER. I’M GOING TO KISS YOU ALL OVER…
hehee
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:42 AM
So tired but people dancing. Feathers from my
suit and Quinn’s dress everywhere. Nightmare
but can’t be bothered
Kurt
1/1/2012 1:23 AM
Wish you were here. Missing you and crying.
Dad sent everyone home. Locked in my
bathroom. Sick
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