Dear Diary,

So I'm in Ballet class & Dave is giving his usual first day of school speech, and suddenly I notice that his t-shirt is hilarious. He stops & asks us if we have any questions. Dead silence, crickets even, & I ask, "Can I take a picture of your t-shirt?"
& here I have the picture to prove it.

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Dear Diary,

Last night I dreamed that I learned the name of that voicemail bitch who tells you how many messages, etc. & swore to kill her.
Her first name was Linda.

<3
Megan

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Dear Diary,

I just googled west nile virus & I have all the symptoms.

Of course, the symptoms of west nile are pretty much the typical cold, but whatever.

I can dream.

<3
Megan

Dear Diary,

I am very very sick.
I'm actually call in sick to work sick, & that takes a lot.
My whole body hurts.
I want to be better.
Even work is better than this.

<3
Megan

Dear Diary,

Everything is better because I just got my hair cut & it is damn cute. That is all.

<3
Megan

Dear Diary,

Not only did I not see Gravy Train!!!, UCSD gave me a parking ticket, a very small parking ticket that I didn't notice stuck under my windshield until I got home, alone, with no one to bitch to about it but the internet. Fuck August 10. No good has come of it.

<3
Megan