Dear Diary,

I'm really glad I went to the "Luau" last night. I pretty much felt awesome all night, & there were all kinds of awesome people there. I ended up sleeping on a matress in Tom's closet. I can't get the smell of smoke out of my hair.

Apparently in my drunken state I am an ass-slapping fiend. I find out now that I'm a sexual predator.

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Dear Diary,

I picked up a shift on Sunday. It's kind of a shitty shift, so the guy offered to compensate me with beverage. What should I get? I feel like a kid who has never tasted sweet sweet refined sugar left to pick just one thing in a candy store.

Seriously, I usually just drink what I can get. This choice thing is kind of mind-blowing.

<3

Dear Diary,

I lost the English instructions for my digital camera, but I made do with the manual de instrucciones & a little help from the my friend the English/Spanish dictionary. & Look! It's alive!

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Dear Diary,

"I'd really love to see you again, not love in a love way, I mean like, I'd like to see you again."

<3
Megan

PS This morning I made an awesome I <3 the man t-shirt. When I'm gone, I'd like it to be said that nobody loved their oppressors quite like I do ( Read more... )

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Dear Diary,

I am going to go see Batman with Jason, & he is going to buy me a ticket.
To the untrained eye, that looks like a date.

My eyes know better.

<3
Megan

Dear Diary,

RAAAAAAAAAR

<3
Megan

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Dear Diary,

Dios mio! The Fairy Lady just asked me if I was on drugs. Curiouser & curiouser...

Haircut. Reasonably happy. Will be better in a week.

Yesterday I left Allen a note telling him that I do not need or want to work 6 days a week. Hopefully he listens.

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