19 - More potassium than DMil's banana

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*waves to everyone who is still around*
It's great to still see people prompting and writing :) We may have lost a few people on the way but we also had some new intake. Thanks for keeping this place alive!

Let's hope that conference season and the next election will help to pick up the pace a bit.

The ususal stuff:

1) All fills for prompts of

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Newsletter posted

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A newsletter for the new prompt post! Enjoy!! Thank you for reading!

Newsletter #99 (2 September - 15 September)

Newsletter posted

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Newsletter #100 is posted. I know I feel like there should be some bells and whistles to celebrate this. So how about a pic of the Elvis impersonator at the Tory Conference?

Re: Newsletter posted

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Thank you! It's very much appreciated as always! (:

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Woohoo! Thank you muchly, newsletter!anon.

Jezza and the curious case of the Paddington Hotel

[anonymous]

http://order-order.com/2013/09/17/big-brother-is-watching-browne-minister-found-on-google-street-view/

Guido wonders what Jeremy Browne was doing popping into a Paddington Hotel in the middle of the day…

I'm sure we can come up with several explanations!

Labour beauty contest

[anonymous]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426130/How-Gordon-Brown-shafted-protege-Ed-Balls-help-Red-Ed-win-crown.html

It was the party conference of 2007, and Gordon - now in No 10 - wanted something to distract the media from speculation about a possible snap election.

‘Build up the young guys,’ he said. ‘Turn it into a beauty contest about who’ll take over from me.’

He reeled off surnames like a football manager naming his line-up: ‘Purnell. Miliband. Kelly. Burnham. Cooper. Balls. Miliband.’

Let's "build up the young guys"! Or make it a real beauty contest between the people mentioned above.

Fill - Looking for the Lolitician Vote (1/2)

[anonymous]

A/N: This was also inspired by the swimsuit prompt below, but since I’m tempted to fill that with Ed Balls and Andy Burnham Ed Balls oiling up Ed Miliband and insisting he should take his shirt off Oh dear sweet Bercow, just think of Gove practically worshipping Cameron in a swimsuit someone else I’m posting this here.

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Yvette was looking in the large mirror that covered the opposite wall, the most unimpressed look across her face that Ed Balls had ever seen.

“We look like the cast of Baywatch,” she said flatly.

Ed grinned and put an arm over her shoulder, “Damn right we do.”

Yvette rolled her eyes, “You look like you’re trying to look like one of the cast of Baywatch

Fill - Looking for the Lolitician Vote (2/2)

[anonymous]

The woman made an impatient noise. “You’d better find something soon. We’d better have Ed Balls and Andy then. Gordon wants to see you together.”

Yvette raised her eyebrows, “Maybe Gordon knows what he’s doing after all.”

Ed Balls smiled like he’d just been announced as Chancellor. “Come on, Andy,” he said, as he pulled Andy up. “Let’s give Gordon something to look at.”

Andy eyed Ed’s stomach, “You’ve got quite a lot for him to look at already.”

Ed winked at him, and Yvette rolled her eyes again.

Following the strange women Ed walked out in the direction of the stage, one arm around Andy’s shoulders, feeling confident. He was going to storm this contest.

The Bride of Cleggenstein

[anonymous]

Danny Alexander, robot in disguise

[anonymous]

Something based on this sketch piece about Danny being a robot.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/10316083/Sketch-Danny-Alexander-robot-in-disguise.html