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Jan 14, 2011 15:18

For all your RP needs.

I don't know what you wish to do with this and if you want it to be organised somehow. Just drop a comment in the first thread here to let me know.

Have fun!

uk_lolitics has a helpful guide to all the RP so far here.

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lawsd January 15 2011, 10:38:14 UTC

1. Go to fridge.
2. Get kit kat.
3. Sit down.
4. Unwrap kit kat.
5. Eat.

lawsd January 15 2011, 14:26:29 UTC

Would like to second the comment from the user above, regarding Burnham, edited slightly to say "Oh David, what would we do without you?"

lawsd January 15 2011, 14:47:12 UTC

I forgot to add "Make sure that Sainsburys have delivered your box" to the beginning. Important omission.

lawsd January 15 2011, 15:09:21 UTC

Or you've swung by your local newsagents

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Norton-sub-Hamdon, rocket launcher test paddythebamf January 16 2011, 10:14:26 UTC

My new rocket launcher finally arrived by Royal Mail yesterday, and I've spent a pleasant Saturday assembling it.

Would anybody care to join me while I blast holes in the Somerset hillsides for a pleasant Sunday afternoon walk?

Re: Norton-sub-Hamdon, rocket launcher test junders January 16 2011, 10:30:23 UTC

Be careful where you point that thing. We don't need you to go from Paddy Pantsdown to Paddy Takendown Not quite the same ring to it, but I'm certain the Sun could improve it.

Re: Norton-sub-Hamdon, rocket launcher test paddythebamf January 16 2011, 10:32:24 UTC

I've told you about using that epithet in front of me.

And trust me, I've been using rocket launchers since you were in short trousers, young man.

Re: Norton-sub-Hamdon, rocket launcher test junders January 16 2011, 10:38:01 UTC

I used it in friendly jest only, but I have to say, I don't think it's going away any time soon

I should... perhaps not wear these shorts today then

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anonymous January 17 2011, 19:00:43 UTC

Wondering if this lonely anon could prompt... Because it has not been a good night for Tim

Either he goes to Nick - if there are any of the Nick RPers out their, paying attention, or David being suspicious of where James has been

thecoolliberal January 17 2011, 20:53:55 UTC

God's sake. I.. I .... ARGH!

Where's Nick's phone number. If I don't hear another voice I'll break some furniture I swear it.

anonymous January 17 2011, 21:19:25 UTC

Oh Tim <3

Kennington House junders January 17 2011, 23:38:26 UTC

Hello? David? I'm home

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Chez Burnham killandburnham January 18 2011, 17:30:14 UTC

I can't help but notice that things have been a little tense in these parts lately. It's giving me flashbacks to Blair and Brown.

Party at my place?

Turn the music up, get a few drinks down your necks, help yourselves to expertly shop-bought cake, and let's all forget our differences. As long as no-one mentions EMA.

Re: Chez Burnham therealpm January 18 2011, 17:53:43 UTC

Moderately urgent question: how well do you know Sally Bercow?

Re: Chez Burnham killandburnham January 18 2011, 18:06:20 UTC

Reasonably well. Ed knows her better, though. Something up?

Re: Chez Burnham therealpm January 18 2011, 18:15:04 UTC

We're attempting to reduce the strain on the NHS, specifically that due to eye injuries.

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Speaker's Apartment, Westminster Palace therealpm January 19 2011, 18:52:45 UTC

*silence*

Re: Speaker's Apartment, Westminster Palace junders January 19 2011, 18:56:13 UTC

*whispers* Why aren't we waiting until the children are in bed?

Re: Speaker's Apartment, Westminster Palace therealpm January 19 2011, 20:23:24 UTC

*moderate manipulation of time*

*whispers*

They are now. Did you bring everything?

Re: Speaker's Apartment, Westminster Palace junders January 19 2011, 20:26:28 UTC

Enough bleach to cause a checkout girl suspicion, copious amounts of black tablet dye, and I thought the bathtub would make a suitable receptacle for the clothes - yes.

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